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Patte du Var 

A artistic sculpture in which one or more of the models breasts are bare/showing. Often time these sculptures are made entirely for the personal pleasure of the artist, however in today's times these seemingly useless displays of eroticism and extortion of the female body go for quite large sums on the black markets of England, America, and the Honduras.

Also reffered to as a "titty sculpture".
I was watching Antiques Roadshow today, some lady got a Patte du Var appraised for $ 15000! It was such a titty sculpture!.
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Sculpting Paste 

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

The Raspberry Pattern 

The Raspberry Pattern means to make a farting noise with your mouth
Lisa "Ruth squeezed cheese with her mouth"
Trish "Yeh, she made the raspberry pattern"

The Raspberry Pattern 

The Raspberry Pattern is the shape of your lips when you blow a raspberry, the rapid vibration of this organ causes a noise similar to that of a fart as it is passed through the anus.
David "Man, you made one hellova fart there Donny!"
Donny "Yeh, that was The Raspberry Pattern Dave"
A Persian name with possible Greek origins. In Greek it may mean "all the flowers" or "all the gods." In Persian lore, Pantea was the most beautiful woman in all of Asia and kept her face covered nearly all of the time to prevent men from falling in love with her. She was married to the Persian King Darius' greatest warrior, who died in battle. Darius brought the bad news to Pantea, and fell in love with her. He asked her to marry him, but Pantea, devastated, refused. Soon after, she committed suicide and the King had her buried next to her heroic husband.
Pantea is a woman of timeless beauty and dignity.
Pantea by Dinan17 October 27, 2011

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson
ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017