patten

dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI

general patten is the best.

by Matt patten January 30, 2009

Patten

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

by patten94 December 26, 2011

Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat

Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten

by Da real man May 30, 2012

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

by Michael Patten September 27, 2005

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 19, 2009

Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.

by WhiskeyDix August 17, 2009

Mike Patten

the great singer from Faith no More

Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked

by mama lucien March 26, 2005