expecto patronads 

one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies

"everyone let's go" *harry to ron and herminone*
"expecto patronads" *runs away from snape*

expecto patronads by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008

expecto patronads 

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.

My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.

expecto patronads by Uber sausage December 18, 2010

Patrona 

Female boss. Leader of organization.

Yes Patrona, I'll go run that errand for you.

Patrona by Capitalizethed June 29, 2020

patronaberry fairy 

an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)

a)what you gonna be for halloween?
b)THE PATRONABERRY FAIRY! ready to get shitty?

patronaberry fairy by shandrajomama September 23, 2009

Patronus 

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

Patronus by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

conjuring a patronus 

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!

conjuring a patronus by kp-ob December 13, 2018

patronaberry 

A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.

Wow Jacob and Brad were flat tore up on patronaberry last night.

patronaberry by gocardscc January 26, 2009