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a vegan who has a gray wiffle. when intoxicated, belives she is invincable. Married to a guy who wishes he could go on a safari. wheres safari belts, ties, etc. she wears rather large jewlery. has a son who is now ugly and fat. son was involved with transvestite.
Son: "mom i am going out"
Mom: "just make sure you dont act like a patricion and embarrass yourself"
by patrica January 12, 2008

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