The pure and utter state of being pathetic.
We've reached a new level of patheticty here...
by Michael November 13, 2003
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A pathetic act or the actions of a pathetic person.
Brad: "we lost the game due to a patheticality."

Dave: "yeah, too bad Johnny can't run AND dribble!"
by kangah May 14, 2009
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When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.
Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic
by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009
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to be pathetically dedicated to something
That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.
by Patrick Dave January 30, 2009
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A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.
Albert is the most pathetic man I ever saw in my life...!
by Pakistani Sher January 26, 2007
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everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.
every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"

NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.
by emilyisreallycool April 7, 2008
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