...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you 

You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.

Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P

...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you by QuacksO November 22, 2021

You're no Pat Myers. 

A phrase meaning the person does not posess the amazing computer skills of wordPat Myers/word.

Kenny, you couldn't set up a firewall because you're no Pat Myers

You're no Pat Myers. by psxndc February 20, 2003

Pat Your Shants 

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

Pat Your Shants by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

pat yourself on the backtivism 

The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.

The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.

That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.

pat yourself on the backtivism by BroamChomsky February 7, 2014

pat your weave

When you get a fine hair weave and it itches, you stay looking fly by patting it instead of scratching your hair. This is because a weave is not your actual hair so you can't scratch your actual scalp to relieve the itch.

"Girl, your hair looks so good."
"I know."
"Yeah but it itches so badly."
"Just pat your weave."

pat your weave by Bonnie Jackson June 30, 2008

pat your stats 

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

pat your stats by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

pat your doo doo wee 

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

pat your doo doo wee by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023