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Potapenis 

a potato that looks like a penis
I just love your potapenis in my mouth
Potapenis by 123456789asfghj June 5, 2014
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pasta penis 

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.
pasta penis by CyMatic December 17, 2011

pastapants

When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.
Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.
pastapants by Billy Rupp October 11, 2007

Pastapins 

Pins is something you can use to keep clothes together or pin a note to a board ! Pasta is what you eat , crunchy or dry ! Sometimes people eat it soft ... if you have pasta and pins together that either means your pinning a pasta to a wall or just eating some pasta With pins .... which would be a bit disturbing ... plz don’t try that . But pasta meAns LOyalTY and pond means brainy .. so you will be loyal and brainy if that’s your last name !
Man1- hey did you see skyepastapins

Man2- yer,she’s a right banger
Pastapins by Skyepastapins October 6, 2019

Pentapenis 

When five penises form together in a pentagram fashion while touching tips and they all ejaculate on each other.
The bros and i had a pentapenis party last friday.
Pentapenis by Zolmy December 16, 2017

pastapersonnn 

pastapersonnn is so swag!
pastapersonnn by swaggyshim May 10, 2021