pasta-faced 

Similar to "shit faced", so drunk you have little control over your facial expression.

You were pasta-faced last night.

pasta-faced by J L L September 19, 2006

Pasta Face 

Going down on a girl while on her period

He looked up at me with a pasta face.

Pasta Face by NailsBakingBandit December 11, 2014

Face Pasta’d 

Getting so hammered you have no choice but to eat the pasta with your hands by shoving it into your face.

My friend Dylan was so hammered he Face Pasta’d and ruined it for everyone else.

Face Pasta’d by Finesteinburg September 19, 2018

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

pasty face by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

pasty face

one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice

"what are you doing today?" "oh im playing video games" "fucking pasty face"

pasty face by molly486 March 17, 2009

Pasty Face

Snobby, wealthy, white people, sometimes called Yuppies

Pasty Faces live usually in suburban neighborhoods

Pasty Face by Spooner83 April 21, 2009

pasty face

An individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. The skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.

Guy 1: "Check out that pasty face!"

Guy 2: "Gross, dude. He's a chimo for sure."

pasty face by creepsicles November 22, 2011