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A time that sucked but doesn't seem so bad compared to the present.
The past wasn't that bad.
by Cblokzyl May 07, 2008
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Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
by HappyGirl1993 March 02, 2011
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Forget the past and look to the future.
by spike p. October 21, 2007
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(n.) Something that's completely worthless, unless you can actually learn something from it.
John was depressed because all his girlfriends from the past had dumped him.
by hoosteen May 21, 2010
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