gas pass

If you have to pass gas, and you have to save it for later.

Person 1- UGH i have such wretched gas.
Person 2- Query, do you have your gas pass handy?
Person 1- NO, gonna have to just let it loose.

by Mattata May 8, 2006

gas pass

When a person enters a group or into the vicinity of others, deliberately passes gas, and then departs as if nothing happened.

Oh my gosh! Do you smell that? I think Bill from accounting just gas passsed us before he left. We should invite him out for a power lunch and get him back.

by samdiego October 28, 2009

Malecki Gas Pass

It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.

eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...

by Abby Severt October 3, 2006

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP October 26, 2006

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP October 25, 2006

Pass and Gas

running down a hall in a hotel while knocking on every door and farting as you pass

guy 1: go! get in the elevator!
guy 2: ok! ok!
guy 1: phew... well I'd call that a successful Pass and Gas

by h÷1p February 13, 2023

passing gas

What you are smugly doing when you have your butt-hole hooked up to a tube dat runs into the car's air-intake, so dat you can drive right by da filling-station. Buying and preparing baked beans and cabbage costs a lot less than premium hydrocarbons.

Choosing a hybrid car can, just on its own, allow you to make fewer fuel-stops than with a non-electric-assist vehicle. But also feeding your engine the methane-vapors from yer large intestine can help you in "passing gas" even more.

by QuacksO March 31, 2021