| 1. | pass hole | ||
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the guy who weaves between lanes in slow traffic trying to get ahead of everyone else. Usually winds up pounding the steering wheel and cursing out loud when the lane he switches into slows him down instead. hey, that grey Honda keeps cutting people off. What a pass hole.
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| 2. | Ass hole | ||
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A person so useless that nothing good ever comes out of them. In fact, the only thing that ever does come out of them is shit. The ass hole occupies the lowest spot in the totem pole of all the human body parts, except for penises of course when they are put where they don't belong by their ass hole owners such as into mouths and/or the assholes of themselves or others.
Let's avoid that person. She is an ass hole. She is similar to that well known sphincter muscle which is capable of only two actions, holding shit back or letting shit pass on through to the other side. ok?
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| 3. | Black Hole | ||
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A black hole is a point of infinitely dense space with such a high density that no matter or energy may escape. It is formed when a supermassive star supernovaes. It has enough gravity, however, that it will collapse inward on itself. Normally, when this happens, the Palaui Force cannot resist gravity's push (this means that electrons orbiting a nucleus of an atom are pushed inward to the nucleus), and forms neutronium (a superdense form of matter made of only neutrons). Normally, this dense ball of matter forms a neutron star, but in extreme cases, the ball of matter is so dense that it collapses inward on itself. Nothing can stop this collapse once it has started, and it will not end until the matter reaches a point of 0 dimensions (0 feet high, wide, and deep). This forms the singularity of the black hole. There is also a "point of no return", or the event horizon. Once you have crossed this sphere circling the black hole, you will be ripped apart atom by atom, and strung out to an infinite length (called spaghettification). This process will take an infinite amount of time, and nothing will ever get you out. There are also two different types of singularities (that we know about). There are stationary and spinning. In a stationary singularity, the singularity is a single point where the curvature becomes infinite. However, in a spinning singularity, said singularity becomes 2 dimensional, stretching in both space & longitud... more...
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| 4. | Whoppin hole | ||
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When ones hole is overly massive. Joe Guy: Hey man can you pass the cheese?
Judge Thunderballs: Hell no get it yourself bitch, you got the whoppin hole! |
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| 5. | Q-Hole | ||
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When you're in a long queue at the post office, or bank, or reception desk at the STD clinic, and people have to pass through the queue to leave.
The person who they choose to step by to get through is the Q-Hole. "I was in the post office this morning and it was so busy, and I don't know what it is, I'm either really fit or really tragic, but I became everyone's Q-Hole.
or You're just a Q-Hole waiting to happen. |
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| 6. | Gas Hole | ||
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Someone who shows characteristics of being jewish when it comes to gas. these people commonly pass up going places because hey do not want to "waste gas". They can usually be found in the passenger seat of a friends car. Ryan passed up going fishing because he didn't want to waste gas on the way to the lake, What a Gas Hole.
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| 7. | Aransas Pass | ||
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A hole in the road town that one rarely escapes for long if ever. Most Aransas Passians are related somehow to each other. It's most noticable when you're passing through it to get to the beach or Corpus. Don't live in Aransas Pass or you'll never leave!!!
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