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7 definitions by YumiSpewns

 
1.
BBD
BBD - an acronym for "Bigger Better Deal". A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.
Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the BBD, girl!
by YumiSpewns September 29, 2010
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2.
n. a rambling mouth of nonsense.
Take a breather, and give your yippedy yapper a rest!
by YumiSpewns June 20, 2010
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3.
ambigusexual. am-big-yoo-sek-shoo-uhl or, especially Brit., -seks-yoo-

-adjective. Of, pertaining to, or exhibiting actions of sexual behavior that are in contrary with each other.

-noun. An ambigusexual person.
Paul: "Did you here? Clifton just got thrown outta the 'World's Friendliest Karaoke Bar' in Seattle! On New Year's Eve Eve... even!"

Terry: "That's no surprise. That establishment holds in the deepest respects toward heterosexuals, bisexuals, transvestites, and hermaphrodites... But when it comes down to brass taxes; they hold a 'no tolerance policy' for ambigusexuals. It's established so that the regulars won't be left scratchin' their heads about a newcomer’s sexuality."

Paul: "Huh... it makes sense. But poor, poor Clifton, I'm fairly certain he was just trying to make some new friends. He sometimes tries too hard, and comes out overly enthusiastic. Did you know that he's actually straight?"

Terry: "Really?! That is surprising! I mean for a guy whose karaoke callsign is 'Marsha Marsha Marsha'!

Paul: "Yea... It's been that for years... It has somethin' to do with that show, 'Scrubs' and its Medical Doctor character, JD. It was given to him by a friend and he's been stuck with it ever since.
Strangely though, he treats it with a sense of sentimentality."

Terry: "Say no more! Message clearly received! 'Scrubs' is a great show! But poor, poor Clifton, what a confused soul he must be right now."
by YumiSpewns December 31, 2010
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4.
an abdominal condition in which one's abs can only be seen if in the flexed position or state, then disappear when relaxed.
Man, I think I need to start reducing my beer intake, or switch over to the light calorie crap; my six pack is now their substandard version of peekaboo-abs!
by YumiSpewns October 14, 2011
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5.
lazy boob
adj.

1. a term usually used during intercourse when one breast moves more slowly in an alternate trajectory to its counterpart. In this state of motion, the more stiffened breast's nipple faces outward away from the body as to opposed to the other facing straight on. This phenomenon is usually attributed to a botched breast augmentation with the uneven distribution of excessive silicon. More severe cases of lazy boob can actually be apparent to where no assistance for any motion is necessary in order to notice the skewed offset in direction of one's nipples.

noun.

2. a condition with the same attributes of a lazy eye, except pertaining to breasts.
I knew something was a bit off during foreplay, but I just couldn't peg it down. That is until she climbed on top and began to gyrate her body and one of her breasts simply wasn't in the game, barely moving at all really. It was just gazing into the sunset outside our room's walls, contemplating silicone tears of woe. Yep, it was a clear classic case of lazy boob.
by YumiSpewns November 03, 2013
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6.
n. (sŭn äv ā pē-hōl). designation of birth right for a male whose conception was directly contributed from his father's penis vise accidental leakage or broken condom.
You son of a pee-hole! Aren't you the prim, proper conceptual example of the yuppie experiment!
by YumiSpewns February 21, 2011
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7.
Achronym for Furball Best Friend; A well fawned of friend, when at rest, resembles a ball of fur.
My dog, Gizmo is my FBBF.
by YumiSpewns May 28, 2010
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