She is the biggest bitch there is and everyone who doesn’t even know het hates her...
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Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.
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Cody Parsons: KYS
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The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind
Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king
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A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.
Blake Parsons layed on me when we fought, he's a pedophile.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 17, 2021
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Erin parsons is a very nice girl with beautiful hair and cute features aswell as being smart loyal beautiful sexy kind loving effectionate beautiful interesting and sick as fuck all round
Erin parsons went to leos
by It me init November 22, 2021
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maddie parsons, great gal! absolute gyatt and can get this for free on gob. definitely sole mates with dom dileonardi and should def snap him back more bc he is feening. never thought i would say this but i have never wanted to be ben murphy so bad in my life after that spin the bottle incident. maddie parsons is truly a gem, some say a diamond in the rough!
maddie parsons can get this for free
by parker_hennessy March 15, 2023
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the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him
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