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US Secretary of Defense Parnas 

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.
The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.
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parnashree 

A girl with impossibly high standards and owns a bank.
Dude she's such a parnashree
parnashree by lkrfoefeferferf November 15, 2021
to exagerate the amount of alcohol one consumes in a given period to create a false impression of ones tolerance.
Me: Hey, how are you doing?
Someone: I am so hungover, I drank 26 beers.
Me: No you did not, stop parassing.
Someone: I know, I suck.
parassing by mitchellpatel November 6, 2006

Parnassus 

A school located in a strip mall and was founded by a Klan member. The school is know for their immensely intelligent racist dirty scholars. schools in district 279 have a weird tendency to bash this school name to the ground because they feel threatened by it.
Parnassus a social reject
Parnassus by anonymous November 30, 2021

Parkassed 

Its an act of sitting tight at that chair and not saying anything but listening to a scoulding.
i parkassed while the professor having a go about how lazy all of us
Parkassed by Master PowerDude September 2, 2019
My name is Parnakshi
Parnakshi by Tata_hey November 24, 2021