parkour shit 

Doing something simple, like walking, hopping a fence, or standing up, cooler and more intense than anyone else.

Person 1: Dude, did you see him hop that fence, then sprint off the wall?!

Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious parkour shit
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Person 1: She just hopped up all quick after she fell, it was parkour shit

parkour shit by I make words man. November 2, 2011

Parkour Slave

A person who does parkour so much that parkour becomes the object of their adoration, and when they end up falling asleep, parkour is all they can think of, and dream about, as well as talk about in their everyday life.

Person 1: Dude, you're such a parkour slave.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.

Parkour Slave by PK 4 Me December 2, 2011

Parkourse 

Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.

Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.

Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."

Parkourse by Exo Epic July 11, 2015

softcore parkour 

Not really parkour, but walking over chairs/tables to get to where you need to be, usually very slowly.

Jim: Dude, can you move the chairs? I need to leave the room to make a phone call.
Tim: Softcore parkour! Climb over shit.
Jim: I guess that's my only option.

softcore parkour by pageofspace October 4, 2013

assisted small pet parkour 

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

assisted small pet parkour by mikeinocala October 16, 2012