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Inside the park home run

Having sexual relations in the bathroom of a bar. Called the inside the park home run because you're hooking up right there and then in the bar, whilst saving yourself the trouble of traveling to the others domicile.
"Damn! Did you hear Jerry hit an inside the park home run with that chick he just met over there on the dance floor?!"

in the park home run

When a guy is really quick in bed
or
When you should only be getting to third base, but based on your skill, luck or some mistake, you get laid.
Girl: Wow, 5 seconds. Is that it?
Boy: Yeah, in the park home run. Sorry.
or
Wow, I totally wasn't expecting to get laid.

parkhole 

A parkhole is a person or entity who registers domains and never uses them, but instead places them into a domain park. This is somewhat akin to cybersquatting.
Those fucking parkholes still won't release the domain I want!
parkhole by Exodious June 11, 2006

inside the park home run

An inside the park home run is incest.
When Cletus told us he'd scored an inside the park home run, we knew his sister "Ugly Jane" had lost her virginity.

inside the park home run

When the chick you initially thought would ask you to pull out allows you to jizz inside her.

Oh yeahhhh...last night her Ludwig was so tight and I even hit an inside the park home run!

inside the park home run

To successfully have sexual intercourse with your own sister.
Billy hit an inside the park home run last night, and now his mother is mortified.