Bethel Park School District

A suburban school district south of Pittsburgh, that is a extremely white school district full of drug dealers, addicts, and the mentally ill. Also known for their extreme amount of bomb and school shooting threats and their sports achievements. They also just can’t hire any normal teachers.

“Why are you off school?”
“Oh there was another bomb threat.”

“Wait do you go to Bethel Park School District?”

Bethel Park School District by thatonequirkybitch November 17, 2021

oak park unified district 

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

oak park unified district by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020