Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.
1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.
2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.
2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.
by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013
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by realpsuedonym November 26, 2020
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by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
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Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
by topbantz August 19, 2015
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Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.
by Bald Boy February 18, 2018
Get the parked a fart mug.Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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by ginger87 March 8, 2010
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