The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy anti-AMERICAN in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.
The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
She is suffering from a severe case of parentnoia.
Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.
Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!
Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."
Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.
Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.