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Jennifer Panchesine 

A women who is overly obsessed with coffee, If she doesn’t have coffee she will share her wrath with all of the human race. When she has coffee she can be the most precious person but don’t forget her caffeine!
Person 1“Why is she so angry?”

Person 2 “oh thats Jennifer Panchesine she probably didn’t have coffee today.”
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Parcheesi first entered the slang as a reference to sex as a result of a scene in the 1964 Aubrey Hepburn film, Paris When It Sizzles.

The two main characters (Rick and Gaby) are discussing a scene when two people start kissing and "...". Gaby mentions that she doesn't know why writers do that, because everyone knows what the couple is actually doing, but Rick the writer replies that she has a dirty mind, and in all reality, the couple in question was just playing a game of Parcheesi.

Since that point, Parcheesi has been a widely used, if not somewhat subversive reference to sex. Many refute that the film started the reference at all, instead pointing to the sexual undertones of the game itself, but this is unlikely.
Why don't you come over for a nice long game of Parcheesi? -- bow chicka wow wow!
Parcheesi by LJOY January 3, 2010

Ian panchesine 

Ian panchesine is a god given gift to humanity, if you encounter him you will be the luckiest person in the world! He has good looks and some say he is smarter than Albert Einstein!
Random guy: who is that handsome dude over there?

Random guy 2: oh thats ian panchesine hot and smart!

Jeff Bezos: I wish I could be ian panchesine
A modern board game based on parchisi, which is a game that came from India.
They played parcheesi for twelve hours straight.
Parcheesi by Kipperee December 13, 2006
This is a slang term meaning, exactly: SEX!!!!! Yes, it includes the five exclamation points and the all-caps.
He kept her up all night playing parcheesi!
Parcheesi by Elfa April 14, 2004

Parchesie Block

When you are driving on a 2 lane road/highway and the two cars in front of you are pacing each other and you are unable to pass them.

A similiar situation to when you are playing the game of Parchesie and you can block your opponent from moving around the board when 2 of your color pawns occupy the same space
Oh man! Look at this Parchesie block! I can't even go around them. One of them better move or I'm gonna explode!
Parchesie Block by msbitch June 18, 2009

Parcheesi Team 

When there are two lanes on a highway and there are two cars next to each other going exactly the same speed, and you cant pass them, just like in the game parcheesi.
first dude: "SHIT!"

second dude: "What?!?"

first dude: "Theres a fuckin PARCHEESI TEAM in front of us."

second dude: "FUUUCKK! we'll never get to the party in time for the __________ (fill in the best thing partys have :)"