parayolo 

When you get so drunk that you're paralytic, throwing up in da club, so you get kicked out the club, then sneak back in to da club because, yolo, but then have to leave because you're rolling in your own sick, then you need someone to come and pick you up because the risk of sicking in a taxi is too expensive, but you don't even care because you're fist bumping so hard with your bffs that it doesn't even matter cos you're so parayolo.

paralytic - yolo

1: Thought you got kicked out!?

2: Yeah I did but PARAYOLO *fist bump*

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1: OMG you were sooo drunk last night you threw up in a homeless mans collection jar!

2: Parayolo *fist bump*

parayolo by jackyboi1000 May 15, 2014

parabolove 

things math nerds say to pick up chicks. guaranteed to get you ivy league pussy.

Howard: Kelly, I parabolove you!

Kelly: Shove your tongue down my throat!

parabolove by cheeseonmyknees March 26, 2017

Hyperbolic Paraboloid 

The shape of a pringle, to put it simply.....usually called a 'saddle' for ease...

Regular guy: These Pringles are so Tasty!

Geekish man: NOO! Don't crush the hyperbolic paraboloid!!!

Hyperbolic Paraboloid by Richy_s August 1, 2009

Paranologist 

Someone who studies all things paranormal, including, but not limited to, spiritual hauntings, cryptozoology, poltergeists and more. A paranologist can be anyone with a dedication to this field of study. (With more and more people entering the field of paranormal research, there is a need for a term of someone who studies or works in this field.)

There are several groups across the nation who have formed paranormal research teams. Each member of a team who studies paranormal activity can be considered a paranologist. Paranormal research has become a "hot topic" for many people.

Paranologist by ghost researcher February 21, 2011

Partyologist 

One whom engages and partakes into the academic study of partyology. And is extremely proficient in the art of analyzing the quality of and throwing high quality parties.

Ya I'm pretty sure all the guys in the frat cave are licensed partyologists.

Partyologist by Mr. Pi Kapp September 4, 2010

Parapologic

Paralysis of the logical mind.

His consistent lack of logic in his daily life is so persistent he must be suffering from a parapologic disorder.

Parapologic by MetalAng December 28, 2025