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parasexual 

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.
I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?
parasexual by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

Parasexual

Similar to a Parasocial relationship

A Parasexual Relationship refers to a one sided sexual relationship where a person believes they have some kind of sexual relationship with a media figure such as a celebrity, influencer, or fictional character who does not know they exist or only sees them as a fan
Tatiana has a Parasexual Relationship to that musician RedLeather

Paulsexual 

When a person identifies as paulsexual they identify as being attracted to Sarah Paulson. Paulsexuals will bring her up in conversation as much as they can. Paulsexuals would die for Sarah Paulson. A paulsexuals habitat is stan twitter
Nobody is ever gonna be good enough for me to marry, I will always compare them to sarah paulson, I’m paulsexual
Paulsexual by TheOriginalPaulsexual September 22, 2019

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.
A die hard Tupac fan and worshipper. A would be groupie (mostly males) if the rapper was still around. Someone (typically very emotional) who view Tupac as a godlike idol that no one should ever talk bad about. Typical pacsexuals get really offended if you say something bad about him and they usually defend Tupac's past actions no matter what.
John: if pac was alive no other rapper could not touch the surface of his greatness.
Rob: there's a lot of great rappers that never got their chance to shine, 2pac gets too much credit.
John: yo shut the fuck up!!! 2pac is the greatest how dare you try to discredit this legend!!! He's the black Jesus of rap!!!!
Rob: you're such a pacsexual calm down!
pacsexual by Infamous Anonymous December 14, 2018

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.
Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020
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