parachute

billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.

billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down

by pussywacker May 4, 2011

parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute

by Pothead January 13, 2005

parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.

If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...

by adventureboy April 19, 2009

Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina

She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.

by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012

parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.

Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.

by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010

Parachuting

Method of administering drugs. Typically pills, rocks, etc., by inserting the drug into your anal cavity.

Yeah remember that ice I told you about? Well, we ended up parachuting it.

by duckingfuck July 26, 2019

Parachuting

Where a guy masterbates and shoots his load into the air and trys to catch it on his tounge

My girlfried walked in on me in mid parachuting and soiled my true religions

by throwitdown December 5, 2008