Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV)

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018

packing each other's parachutes

having a homoerotic moment

those two hang out together all the time.

yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes

by nevvaknow August 13, 2008

Parachute (Cock and Ball Torture)

A parachute (cock and ball torture) is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

A ball stretcher, ball crusher, parachute (cock and ball torture), humbler, testicle cuffs, and cock harnesses are cock and ball torture devices while ball busting is a practice in cock and ball torture.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

parachute the boys back down

a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate

I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."

by loc2k November 16, 2007

parachute pants

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

by Dan Solomon April 17, 2003

pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.

Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

by TristanBob August 15, 2007

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

the act of smoking marijuana

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

by Jimmy D and the Nuggets November 23, 2007