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Pappy's Old Dress Sock 

A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
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who's yer pappy? 

This is a question which applies to a real backwoods family situation. Not just a matter of supremacy anymore, but which of these males did your mama do the nasty with when you were procreated?
Ester; Ya'll dun wish you cud hav sum o dis?

Lem; Wull shu, dat wuld real sp'eechal, s'ept I'd hav tu ast, "who's yer pappy?" cuz we mought well be bruth'r an sis.

Ester; Shiet, that's eaaasy, thet salesman dun hit the road wif a v'ngence when Grandad ketched em wit my maw. Ain not gots tu wury, thur's his nuts stil cling'n tu a nail!
who's yer pappy? by the Toad March 22, 2011

Pappu's Hug 

pappu's Hug or Pappuvadi is a word originated in India recently. The opposition leader, Rahul Gandhi approached the prime Minister Modi for a Hug . Though Modi didnt welcome the hug or get up from his seat, rahul forced a hug up on the PM.

This act of forcefully doing a hug to a person at higher level is called pappu's Hug or Pappuvadi
Example 1. The lover did a Pappu's hug on a girl who loves another guy
Example 2. I dont like hm for his bad smell, but he did a Pappu's hug on me!
Pappu's Hug by Palstalk July 24, 2018

Pappy Snap

A legendary form of fingering a woman while using the thumb to massage the clitoris, in a snapping fashion. Usually taught to you by your father. Hence the pappy
When he realized conventonal finger banging wasn't working, he went for the Pappy Snap!
Pappy Snap by BUI Ketchum December 28, 2007

poor puppy's Kong 

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it
I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.
poor puppy's Kong by caelhammer November 30, 2016

Grand Pappy Smash 

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!
Grand Pappy Smash by Da Man July 16, 2004

i like puppy's

An absolutely random phrase you utter after asked a personal question. Also can be used if asked any question you don't want to respond to.
Q:Hey are you fucking my sister?
A:I like puppy's.

Q:Where is your homework?
A:I like puppy's
i like puppy's by adskinifpoop April 2, 2007