paper finger 

Nicotine/tobacco cigarette or long joint.

Kate was trashed the other night. Gave her a paper finger to get her to relax.

paper finger by zombeehhhh August 28, 2010

Stinky Finger Toilet Paper 

Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.

Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.

Stinky Finger Toilet Paper by pussy cruncher January 6, 2012

finger thru the toilet paper moment 

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

finger thru the toilet paper moment by banjobill January 9, 2009