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Pantalooned 

The act of being highly inebriated. On the scale of intoxication, 'Pantalooned' occurs just before becoming paralytic, where everything is hilarious.
Example 1:
Please join us tonight for a party at the local watering hole.
Drinks are on us so we expect you all to get thoroughly pantalooned

Example 2:

Jim: "You would not believe how drunk this chic was last night"
Louis: "Haha, was she white girl wasted?"
Jim: " Na, she was completely pantalooned, it was a right laugh!"
Pantalooned by J.R.R. Lolkin January 15, 2017
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pantaloons 

pants in general, or more specifically, pants which are so big that they look like a balloon around your legs.
omg, those pantaloons look ridiculous on you!
pantaloons by Rosepartymix August 17, 2007

pantalones 

guy: El diablo en mi pantalones es en fuego para tu!
girl: (slap)
pantalones by santaporn March 10, 2005

pantaloons 

Sophisticated version of pants meaning something that is not particularly desirable. Interchangable with trousers. A fun alternative that will have your friends in stitches....
Jimmy dumped you? Oh no, that's pantaloons.
pantaloons by Han and Jen October 21, 2005

Pantaloons 

Your wifes crunchy polka dotted crotchless bloomers....Or your husband's man panties..
Sara don't you think it's about time you wash your pantaloons, its been a coons age since them been washed they stiffer than my morning wood!
Pantaloons by Cinders and HEvil September 10, 2019

fiesta en mi pantalones 

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection
Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

defacated pantaloons 

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants
eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him