pantstrum 

When a toddler throws a tantrum in response to an attempt to dress said toddler.

Little Ricky threw a pantstrum when his mother tried to put his pants on him this morning.

pantstrum by bentaka January 27, 2015

pantstree 

the process of putting a pair of pants on a tree for the sake of fun but also providing viewers with an entertaining image for the day, also a slogan can be added for more effect.

"hey dude, did you see that tree! it was wearing a pair of pants!", "what a pantstree?", "yeah these days with so much marketing focused on image its hard not to feel self conscience."

pantstree by APovey May 19, 2010

Pantorum

The frothy mixture of butter and excess batter that is often the by-product of cooking pancakes.

"I was making breakfast this morning and got pantorum all over my apron."

Pantorum by Chubbs McScrotenstein September 9, 2012

Pantsturbate 

The act of masturbating with your pants on.

I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.

Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014

Pantsdrunk 

Sitting in your underwear drinking and watching TV

Child: Mommy, where’s Daddy? He’s supposed to drive me to soccer practice.
Mother: Oh, I better drive you, Daddy’s in the man cave pantsdrunk.

Pantsdrunk by The Doc75 October 11, 2018

pantsturbate 

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.

Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.

pantsturbate by john juan 80 September 10, 2009

punstrumental 

Adjective describing lines of conversation (that are often tangential or irrelevant digressions) instrumental only in framing a pun or other such lexical ambiguity humourously applied.

Compare shaggy dog story.

"do you mean to tell me our entire conversation was so you could make one of your stupid puns?"

could be rewritten as

"I now realise our conversation has been entirely punstramental"

punstrumental by thewilster October 18, 2004