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cream-my-pantsarific 

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.
Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

De-pantsify 

The removing of ones unmentionalbles from ones bum after being weggied.
A smelly girl called Laura gave me a weggie therfore I had to de-pantsify myself.
De-pantsify by maocat103 December 23, 2009
To change one or more words in a sentence or quote to "pants", as in the pants game.
Ooh, I could pantsify that SO well.
pantsify by DClick April 1, 2004

pantsification 

depantsification same as: the act of the forced loss of ones pants usually by others in public. But not used by "the stupid idiotic mountain folk" because they can't use the French de.
Doug's pantsification was viewed by everyone
pantsification by Doug Gragg April 11, 2008

Pantsgiving 

A holiday in which people give each other hot pants. nobody fucking understands it but Frank Castle.
For pantsgiving this year, I gave you a dress! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pantsgiving by 420BasteIt September 10, 2018
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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