Shit-Pants Drunk 

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

Shit-Pants Drunk by A Delightful July 1, 2011

Shit Pants 

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

Shit Pants by construction guy July 17, 2009

shit pants 

referring to pants that are brown, or a shade thereof.

Drew is no longer allowed to wear shit pants onstage...he looked tragic in them.

shit pants by thetwin March 29, 2007

Spongebob Shit Pants 

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

Spongebob Shit Pants by Mean Friend December 7, 2006

Pull up your fucking pants and shit 

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together

Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

Pull up your fucking pants and shit by ifidothenimightmissyouBHEBE October 13, 2009

DR Shit Pants 

Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short

"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"

DR Shit Pants by Danny169 September 17, 2012

hey shit pants 

when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"

retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants

hey shit pants by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020