4 definitions by construction guy
A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.
1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.
3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.
by construction guy August 9, 2009
The literal definition for "Spunk Bubble" is the tip of the condom that's sole purpose is to block and trap semen. If you were to call someone a "Spunk Bubble", you would be infering that the person is in the way and needs to get the fuck out of the way. True "Spunk Bubble" people are oblivious to the fact that they are wasting everyones time or getting in everyones way.
1. That fucking Spunk Bubble is only doing 45 mph on the freeway.
2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.
2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.
by construction guy August 9, 2009
A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.
Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
by construction guy December 23, 2013
by construction guy July 18, 2009