A pantry meal (also can be referred to by the individual meal, such as pantry lunch), is a meal that you have that is just made up of small portions of a large range of different foods. Pantry meals are common when leaving for a long holiday, or when someone just can't be bothered making a proper meal. Pantry meals can really be made up of anything, but more commonly foods that are perishable (such as ice-cream, chocolate). They are often unhealthy as well.
Did i tell you about the awesome pantry meal that i had a few days after Christmas?
No???
It was awesome, i had half a box of pringles, a chocolate bar, 4 pieces of bread and the last bit of the Christmas pudding, probably the best meal that i had all year!
Cool. But how did you only have half a box of pringles?
I only had half a box then, i was too full after the Christmas pudding, but i had three more after.
Ok then
No???
It was awesome, i had half a box of pringles, a chocolate bar, 4 pieces of bread and the last bit of the Christmas pudding, probably the best meal that i had all year!
Cool. But how did you only have half a box of pringles?
I only had half a box then, i was too full after the Christmas pudding, but i had three more after.
Ok then
by CJ Moose January 20, 2014
A way that pansexuals say Out of the closet. Another popular one is Out of the Cabinet since that's where the pans are stored.
Person 1: Dude, I need to tell you something...
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I'm coming out of the pantry, I'm pansexual.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I'm coming out of the pantry, I'm pansexual.
by Kerplunk?! November 14, 2020
by grammarnazi August 25, 2004
by Big Rex 3000 October 6, 2003
A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage
Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️
by Daddy's Patties November 10, 2019
This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.
Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)
Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!
Greta: You're right Bradley
Natalie: Lets stay friends
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)
Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!
Greta: You're right Bradley
Natalie: Lets stay friends
by BestBuddies September 14, 2017
Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual
by Idontfuckpans March 20, 2020