Partydote 

Annecdote suitable for breaking the ice at parties or social gatherings where individuals are not necessarily overly familiar with each other or have not made each others acquaintance

I used an excellent partydote as a fat penguin to break the ice at that party the other week.

Partydote by ThePeej October 9, 2008

pantidote

The solution to one's feeling glum about an ex lover, by hooking up with someone else to take his(/her) mind off of it.

An "antidote" in the form of another's "panties."

Damn Clever.

Man 1: I'm so upset over Angela, I don't know what I'll do!
Man 2: Well that sucks, but Jen is looking pretty cute tonight. She may be the pantidote you're looking for!

pantidote by Delivery Guy 1 February 25, 2011

Phantidote 

A fan, commonly assiosiated with the popular YouTuber duo's Phan and Dovan, who makes inappropriate and sexual jokes, causing everyone involved to feel extremely uncomfortable.

'omg Becky, did you hear that disgusting thing Hannah said?'
'Yeah, what a Phantidote'

Phantidote by ElagabalusLion April 11, 2015

panicdote 

Recounting incidents that you make up under lots of pressure when you get caught doing something you shouldn't have to avoid telling the truth. Are often not well thought out and mostly presented to cops, parents, angry friends or teachers.

Guy in shit with the Po: "Oh sorry officer, uh my car..got um...stuck a little ways back so i uhhh came into this guys garage to look for...fuel, yeah fuel, but i didnt want to wake him up see, i was just gonna check if he had any first"

Officer McFagmoore: "Yea sure nice panicdote buddy you look like you're gonna piss yourself. Get in the car."

panicdote by Gary Weedson January 19, 2010

Pantelope 

Another word for a pomelo.

I love to eat pantelope whilst playing darts.

Pantelope by HCDC September 9, 2013

pantelones 

1) a pair of pants.

2) a super cool grocery store run by five girls.

3) the grocery store of the GIRLS IN PANTS (NS, NK, RF, CZ, SH)

N: welcome to mis pantelones! how may we help you?
R: ew.
N: check out thy space wad!

pantelones by COOL CATS!!! April 23, 2009

panicdote 

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

panicdote by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013