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A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
Pant Melons McGee
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 04, 2010
An impressively large set of testicles.
Will has the biggest pantmelons I've ever come across.
by Evie Boobsalot November 23, 2012