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Slang for masturbation. Named for a legendary masturbator who rumor has it panned for four hour straight furiously.
*Knock Knock*
*shuffling noise*
Dude Ed went home for the weekend. Allen is so panning in there.
panning by Repsaj Kuo June 29, 2009
To relax for a long time or to be lazy/tried for a for a certain periodic time.

Often used to described a feeling of being extremely tried.

Can be used to describe boredom as panning is associated whit a lack of Activity.

A word that was created and popularized by the pan society of Ireland. (D.B ,C.M ,D.l J.C)
I went out last night and I got smashed. I spent the whole morning after panning.

I am Absolutely panned.

Stop panning!
Get your pan off my pan !
Panning by Johnny B November 1, 2018
The act of being extremely clingy, even to the point of latching onto your significant other's arm. Usually found in women.
Yeah, I slept with her last night and now she's totally panning me!
She hasn't left you alone for a minute.
Panning by Laser Cat April 15, 2010
hitting another over the head with a pan, not physically, but mentally
Busdriver: "Larry Dunn, you better sit your ass down and cut this mess out. I know you don't want to start panning on folks, do you? Not with what I know 'bout your momma".

excerpt from Watsons Go To Birmingham
panning by Nicholas Hastain August 17, 2006

Panning for Butt Nuggets 

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable
There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

Panning for corn 

Defecating into a collinder above someone's head. Afterwards, the defecater sifts through what remains in the colliner. A variant to the Cleveland Steamer.
Jen was bored with their normal Saturday night Cleveland Steamers so she asked Steve to switch it up. Steve obliged and went panning for corn.
Panning for corn by J Tom B September 21, 2006