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pankus splatter
After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.
"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."
pankus splatter by Pam Custard April 17, 2014
punkus
1. This is a noun used to describe someone who has just said something you felt was rude but in a cute way, usually to flirt or poke fun. 2. A flirting term of endearment. 3. A cross between a punk and a fungus.
i cannot believe you just poked fun at me by calling me a dork, you punkus. You look like a punk rocking mushroom or a punkus.
punkus by dalaiwonka August 6, 2008
panousing
panousing by rawproductions December 7, 2010
pannus butter
The curdy, smelly substance that forms in the folds of morbidly obese humans. Usually found in individuals of first world nations that frequent the many convenient locations of shatty fast food restaurants.
Johnnie was looking for a nice place to lube his tube steak. Bertha, looking for a one up, was happy to oblige as she had an abundance of pannus butter in her damp, smelly, moist crevice that had not been disturbed in a very long time.
pannus butter by Radtechnogist October 21, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.