Panker

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

Panker

Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

by Orielol February 11, 2010

panker

another word for someone being a "pussy"

DreamTactix291 is a panker

by lalahsghost February 19, 2004

panker

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

by Bob Deng January 25, 2009

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 9, 2006

panker skrank

Anything that you may be refuring to at that time. Usually something who's name you can not remember for the life of you.

Oh shit! I need that pankey for the panker skrank!

by one hit wonder June 15, 2003

a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017