Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character created by American author Nicole Moody, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.
My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.
by McGee Hotro January 24, 2007
verb
1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.
1. To approach and beg from a friend or stranger for money on the internet via e-mail, chat rooms, Facebook or other social networks.
Cyber Panhandler: "Hey bro, rember me? You're looking good these days. I know we weren't good friends in school and I haven't talked to you or seen you in 20+ years, but could you spare like $100? I haven't gotten high in 3 days and I'm just waiting for this job to hire me this week. I'll get you back man. If not, Obama is supposed to be hooking me up real soon." (message sent using Iphone4)
Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"
Facebooker: "Cyber Panhandling? WTF!?"
by lostinamerica November 26, 2012
The act of an institution or charity hiring a staff of commissioned college students that stand in the street wearing branded shirts, passing out sympathy- or fear-inducing literature, and holding clipboards to forcibly solicit donations.
A: Aww man, the sidewalk is blocked up by 5 people all wearing the same green shirt, this can only mean Greenpeace is engaging in institutionalized panhandling again.
B: Quick, pretend you're on your cell phone and whatever you do do not make eye contact.
B: Quick, pretend you're on your cell phone and whatever you do do not make eye contact.
by rion harmon June 20, 2008
Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Violent criminal behavior that is neither well-thoughtout nor sophisticated — usually involving (but not limited) to a trailer park, and occuring in a god-awful small town.
The phrase was coined by comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman of Small Town Murder Podcast.
Violent criminal behavior that is neither well-thoughtout nor sophisticated — usually involving (but not limited) to a trailer park, and occuring in a god-awful small town.
The phrase was coined by comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman of Small Town Murder Podcast.
Billy Joe shot his sister, Bobbie Lee, in broad daylight because she was going to turn him into the police for robbing their neighbor’s house five years ago. Billy Joe was caught in a trailer park 2 miles away from the scene of the crime with her pick-up truck, jewelry and bloody clothes. Billy Joe is exhibiting major panhandle behavior, I tell you what!
by ElBlakeBlakeBlake March 29, 2018
That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.
He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
Murdering people close to you without any expectation of getting away with it.
This idiotic criminal behavior is perpetrated by those who live in part of a state that juts out from the main portion of the state, like the handle on a frying pan.
For those living in the panhandle of a state, it is advised that they get back to the pan to avoid being needlessly slaughtered by those closest to them.
This idiotic criminal behavior is perpetrated by those who live in part of a state that juts out from the main portion of the state, like the handle on a frying pan.
For those living in the panhandle of a state, it is advised that they get back to the pan to avoid being needlessly slaughtered by those closest to them.
"Stabbing a family of three while heavily intoxicated and then stealing a farmer's tractor as your getaway vehicle is panhandle behavior."
"A man exhibits panhandle behavior by saying: 'I'll kill her, and then when they ask me if I did it, I'm gonna say NOPE! and maybe that'll work.'"
"A man exhibits panhandle behavior by saying: 'I'll kill her, and then when they ask me if I did it, I'm gonna say NOPE! and maybe that'll work.'"
by Panhandler3 March 29, 2018
Noun - An injury occurring in ones wrist or forearm that is caused by repetitively reaching for change or other free items while panhandling. It is most commonly found in Lazy, Poor, and Homeless Individuals.
Doctors say that a recent study on Panhandlers Wrist indicates that it can be prevented if caught early enough, and that some if its warning signs are laziness, denial, and a sense of entitlement.
Doctors say that a recent study on Panhandlers Wrist indicates that it can be prevented if caught early enough, and that some if its warning signs are laziness, denial, and a sense of entitlement.
When I saw Lynette sitting on the corner outside of Publix, she asked me to bring her to the hospital because her arm hurt. Thats when I realized she had a severe case of Panhandlers Wrist.
by 4Mer-Nokomite September 8, 2018