A person whose emotional incompetency prohibits connection to furry creatures and/or cuddling furry creatures {eg. pandas}.
A friend syas to another: "Hey, the pandas are leaving; why isn't he crying?" "Oh, because he is a pandadouche, ie someone who doesnt cry when they have to leave the lil' nuggets."
by pandadouche November 21, 2006
by alanapandadouche September 24, 2007