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The Panda Sneeze 

Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze
I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.

That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..

Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?

When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
The Panda Sneeze by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009

Sneezing Panda 

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.
Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"
Sneezing Panda by Iku Iku October 19, 2009

Sneezing Panda 

When you cum in a girls pussy and she queefs spraying a white mist like a sneeze. Similar to the popular sneezing panda YouTube video.
Nick: "Yo I was banging Dakota's sister Heather last night and I came in her and she queefed."

Brandon: " Oh man sneezing panda!"
Sneezing Panda by D Tausch March 20, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026