pancake crotch Share definition Flag A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll. Gord: Who's that guy over there?Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch. pancake crotch by laddie85 April 20, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the pancake crotch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch