palooka police Share definition Flag when a palooka fucks up, the palooka police are at the scene. includes parents, teachers, nosey neighbors, real police, etc I spilled a drink in the kitchen and my fucking palooka police parents walk in to bitch about it palooka police by Palookafuck May 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the palooka police mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch