by pfrees March 17, 2011
I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!
by Robdawggy August 31, 2018
I am talking to Palmela Handerson
by Noah spradlin 21 May 29, 2018
Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.
by Scooby Blue June 4, 2009
A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.
The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
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The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop
by Kribby December 11, 2018
Tom: "Suzy ditched me tonight, looks like i'm stuck with palmela anderson"
Dan: "Dude! I masterbated with her last night too!"
Dan: "Dude! I masterbated with her last night too!"
by Honey Bananas August 19, 2009
A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022