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Sarah Pallin 

And you thought Bush was bad?

McCain's VP. A heartless red neck from the boonies of Alaska This evil murderer is a lifetime member of the NRA, she guns down innocent animals and mounts their heads on her walls. She tried to pass a law so hunters could aerially kill more wolves and bears so she could have more deer and caribou to kill... selfish bitch. She could careless about our utterly important environment as long as she gets oil. She is also a poor mother just look at her pregnant, unwed teenage daughter. She also has little knowledge of economics as well as foreign affairs...I will forever be embarrassed to go to another country and call myself an American.

I feel sorry that the republican party has such an idiot for a VP.

If you plain to vote for her remember this...when something happens to McCain would you trust her to run our country?

Neither would I.
Sarah Pallin=idiot
Sarah Pallin by Aphrodite661 October 20, 2008
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Logan Pallin 

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.
Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!
Logan Pallin by Ajota G July 11, 2011

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009
The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.
Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

President Palin 

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!
well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

Palinkered 

Drinking so much Hungarian palinka that it causes leg paralysis
I could barely walk last night, I was palinkered
Palinkered by ALCT March 1, 2015

Pulling a Palin 

Using terms like "blood libel" and creating other controversy in a never ending cycle to keep oneself in the spotlight long after their 15 minutes of fame has expired. Also creating drama to make it look like they're the victim after saying something stupid also applies.
I thought that horrible band would just fade away but they're pulling a Palin and now they have a reality show.