palinoia 

A term for a common, although, not common enough, fear of Sarah Palin. Unlike standard paranoia, which is an irrational fear, palinoia is a very rational and justified fear!
Anyone who pays attention to politics should realize that there are many reasons to fear the rise of the Palin patriots. As seen during the 2008 presidential campaign, Sarah Palin is frighteningly ignorant of global issues and totally clueless about how government works. She has a cult of clueless fuckwits followers that call themselves the tea party.

These scary people want to undo all of the progress made in the last 50 years!

Those who acknowledge their own palinoia, worry that anti-goverment radicals like the tea party will completely destroy America. A clueless fuckwit should never be allowed to gain so much power, remember George W Bush?

palinoia by Charles_U_Farley November 22, 2010

palinilap

A word or phrase that is spelled the same forward as it is backwards. The plural is spalinilaps.

The only thing good about the SIXAXIS is that it's a palinilap.

Radar and sexes are my two favorite spalinilaps.

palinilap by Dexter345 October 16, 2008

Palinology 

The study of reversing the gains made by the National Organization of Women (NOW).

palin-ology, sexism
Palinology shows that female politicians benefit more from good looks than good brains.

Palinology by KJAK July 10, 2009

Palinology 

Palin∙ology – fr. Gk palin again, backward + -logie -logy: 1) the study of doing the same thing over and over. 2) The study of going backwards.

To graduate with a degree in Intellectual Design, you must take Palinology.

Palinology by ThePatriotofAmerica October 25, 2008

Palinology 

Palinology -the study of and about Alaskan Govenor Sarah Palin.

Fox News attempts to be the Premier Palinology news source for Alaska Govenor Sarah Palin's bid for the Vice Presidency.

Palinology by Daniel Beard November 3, 2008

Palinilap

Palinilap - A word spelled the same forwards as it is backwards, unlike the word "palindrome" it is infact itself a palinilap.

Tune in tonight for the palinilap family, showing you the adventures of Mom, Pop, Bob, Anna, Eve, and their dog Otto while they pop xanax and ride their kayak.

Palinilap by FrazierWing January 5, 2022

Palinoia 

1. Obsession with Sarah Palin.

2. Fear of Sarah Palin.

3. The belief that Sarah Palin is the stupidest, most dangerous woman...or person...on the entire planet and would set "women's lib" back 100 years.

4. The ability to condemn and entire state (Alaska), and entire group (Republicans), an entire sex (Republican women) or even a friend, because they don't hate Sarah Palin with the same passion you enjoy.

5. Continual references to Sarah Palin, over trivial and inconsequential gossip, thereby giving her publicity and keeping her name in the spotlight.

6. The ability to bore people to death with endless rants about Sarah Palin.

The Palinoia sufferer is talking about....you guessed it....Sarah Palin. She says, "That Caribou-Barbie goes to witch doctors! She goes to CHURCH! She wants to ban BOOKS! She's a bad mother because she works and holds public office! She HUNTS! There's no WAY she can see Russia from her dining room window! If she was elected to office anywhere else but Alaska (because Alaska doesn't even count!), the WORLD would end! No one in their right mind would buy her book! Besides, I hate her accent!"

Responder: "Seek help now. You have Palinoia."

Palinoia by tangledupinbloo December 6, 2009