Paliniosexual 

As opposed to a sapiosexual, a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence; a paliniosexual is a person sexually attracted to ignorance.

Pat Buchanan is sexually attracted to Sarah Palin; therefore, Pat Buchanan is a paliniosexual.

Paliniosexual by pari_passu September 10, 2010

palinibalism 

Most recently seen in the small community of devoted and voracious humans who are self described Palin fanatics, the act of eating living members of the same or similar species. It is most common in pigs and chickens and is due partly to boredom because of the confined space in which the animals are kept.

The most recent acts of palinibalism occurred during a fanatics community picnic: "YOU want Governor Palin to 'improve'? By and to who's standards? YOURS? I think a bit of arrogance is showing here! Who are YOU to suggest standards for the likes of her?"

palinibalism by mxmgater June 17, 2010

Palintology 

Palintology is the study of prignorance

Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.

Palintology by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

Palintology 

The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.

A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.

Palintology by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Palinology 

The study of reversing the gains made by the National Organization of Women (NOW).

palin-ology, sexism
Palinology shows that female politicians benefit more from good looks than good brains.

Palinology by KJAK July 10, 2009

Palinology 

Palin∙ology – fr. Gk palin again, backward + -logie -logy: 1) the study of doing the same thing over and over. 2) The study of going backwards.

To graduate with a degree in Intellectual Design, you must take Palinology.

Palinology by ThePatriotofAmerica October 25, 2008

Palinology 

Palinology -the study of and about Alaskan Govenor Sarah Palin.

Fox News attempts to be the Premier Palinology news source for Alaska Govenor Sarah Palin's bid for the Vice Presidency.

Palinology by Daniel Beard November 3, 2008