paleotard 

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.

Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.

paleotard by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

Palette Cleaner 

Oral sex performed by quickly licking and tongue punching the vagina and anus alternating back and forth at a non-stop, feverish pace.

Rachel loves it when I do the palette cleaner on her.

I love the sweet and yet tangy flavors of the palette cleaner. The thot I hooked up last night had a little swamp ass.

Palette Cleaner by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

paleotarian 

A person who follows a paleolithic nutrition plan or eats a paleo/primal diet. Characterized by eating fresh fruits, vegetables, lean meats and rejecting gluten, grains, legumes, dairy, starchy vegetables, excessive carbohydrates and processed foods.

Suzie the vegetarian never eats bacon, but Jack the paleotarian occasionally does.

paleotarian by chelbs June 7, 2011

paleotarian 

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.

The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.

paleotarian by crimethink January 18, 2008

palette cleanser

Getting off with someone to get over someone else.

Girl 1: "I can't stop thinking about Jack"
Girl 2: "What you need is a good palette cleanser!"

palette cleanser by secretblah July 19, 2012

Paleotech

A Information Systems technician capable of only working on old ass equipment.

You need a Paleotech for that PC - Model 5150.

Paleotech by Doctor Blue Tongue June 1, 2010

Palettarian

An asshole who's dietary restrictions are determined by foods of certain color

I can't eat this salad, I'm a Palettarian.
There are green things in it and I am allergic to things that are green.

Palettarian by EssTee June 29, 2015