A form of courtship originating in the Paleolithic period. It traditionally involves rendering the female unconscious via club strike to the head, followed by violent non consensual sex. Practitioners can often be spotted by a cursory examination of their dietary regiment, colloquially referred to as the "paleo diet".
"Chuck just hit that bitch with a club and drug her off to his place to bang her. It's cool though, they're Paleo Dating."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."
"Damn dude! Check out that hot skank in the corner! I'm gonna go buy her a drink." "Nah, fuck that dude. Just Paleo Date her."
by TD241 October 3, 2013
by Significant_Wyvern May 23, 2022
by Paleorific July 19, 2013
A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
by Can Can November 11, 2013