by Veronica Jane December 26, 2022
Paleo Rock is a new music style, in which already existing songs are covered with stoneage instruments and “primitive” screams/chants.
If a music video is available, it usually has to do with zoomer, boomer, chad and so on.
Search: “AC/BC - You shook me all night long” for a good example
If a music video is available, it usually has to do with zoomer, boomer, chad and so on.
Search: “AC/BC - You shook me all night long” for a good example
“Oi dude, I thought the original version of you shook me all night long from AC/DC was great, but they made a paleo rock cover and it’s even better”
“No way, let me hear”
“No way, let me hear”
by Yvel8 September 20, 2020
When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.
Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."
by Jew Aladdin February 27, 2014
someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.
paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"
by dinopoo4ever December 4, 2013
A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
by Will @ BrinkZone December 30, 2015
The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.
Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!
Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.
Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.
Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.
Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.
by SoylentBob1970 January 15, 2010
Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!
by shannonjoshea October 30, 2013