palenbeast 

A mixture between having very pale (fair) skin and being beast (ugly). Literally palenbeast means to be very ugly and scared of a tan at the same time.

Oh my god have you seen Gareth, he is so Palenbeast

palenbeast by Scott Dickson February 25, 2008

Paleobestiality 

Affinity to sexual relations with creatures long since extinct.

I was initially turned on to paleobestiality by a steamy encounter with my pet velociraptor.

Paleobestiality by The Archeologists of Young November 7, 2009